Starting 9 – Anchorman Quotes

by FT Staff | February 21, 2019

Each week on the Foul Territory Podcast, Jed Rigney takes a current event and tries his best to match the names of active MLB players to that subject. With Manny Machado signing with the Padres, we’re taking a look at baseball players with names that match lines from San Diego’s most quotable movie: Anchorman.

David “I’m kind of a big Dahl” – David Dahl / “I’m kind of a big deal”
Eric “60 percent of the time, it works every Thames” – Eric Thames / “60 percent of the time, it works every time”
“I’m in a glass case of emo-Sean!” Doolittle – Sean Doolittle / “I’m in a glass case of emotion”
Jake “I love Lamb-p” – Jake Lamb / “I love lamp”
“That escalated Kike-ly” Hernandez – Kike Hernandez / “That escalated quickly”
Martin “I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants Prado” – Martin Prado / “I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party”
“They named it San Diego, which of course in Domingo German means ‘a whale’s vagina’” – Domingo German / “They named it San Diego, which of course in German means ‘a whale’s vagina.’”
Mike -illed a guy with a trident” Trout – Mike Trout / “I killed a guy with a trident”
Mitch “Go back to your home on Whore Moreland?” – Mitch Moreland / “Go back to your home on Whore Island”